The Literal Nationstate of Singipore is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Li Kwan Yu with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.376 billion Singaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lister-upon-Harrow. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Singaporean economy, worth 122 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,348 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, people's charity begins and ends at home, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singipore's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singipore is ranked 30,732^nd in the world and 122^nd in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.