The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.169 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,648 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, the election for The Workers's office's janitor is heating up, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apatheism.

Lanakea is ranked 315,105^th in the world and 1,556^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -12.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.