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The Socialist Federal Republic of Agatep

“Created in struggle by the people, for the people”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Leftist Assembly



Population2.303 billion

LeaderReinhard Heydarian
FaithState Atheism

AnimalCamo Green Snake

The Socialist Federal Republic of Agatep is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reinhard Heydarian with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.303 billion Agatepians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polnareffland. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth 363 trillion Donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,714 Donuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Agatep is ranked 33,101st in the world and 36th in The Leftist Assembly for Rudest Citizens, with 85.11 Insults Per Minute.

Most Secular: 1,691stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,633rdMost Influential: 4,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,328thLargest Governments: 6,609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,243rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,969thMost Developed: 8,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,202ndMost Inclusive: 8,605thHealthiest Citizens: 9,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,087thSmartest Citizens: 11,325thMost Efficient Economies: 11,412thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,841stSafest: 16,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,740thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,383rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,706th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Agatep was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Agatep voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Agatep voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Agatep, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.


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