The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jason Nicoli with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.431 billion Canaltians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth a remarkable 4,970 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,781 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and Canaltia is sometimes referred to as the global janitor. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 306,082^nd in the world and 256^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 2.9 Obesity Rate.