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The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Forest



Population4.049 billion

LeaderJason North


The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jason North with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.049 billion Canaltians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth 926 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,817 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, retired racing hawks are served truffles for breakfast, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 15,345th in the world and 85th in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 926 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 586thMost Beautiful Environments: 719thMost Developed: 766thMost Influential: 836thLongest Average Lifespans: 920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 926thMost Compassionate Citizens: 927thNicest Citizens: 942ndBest Weather: 1,082ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,467thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,525thRudest Citizens: 1,599thLargest Governments: 1,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,724thSmartest Citizens: 1,927thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,012thMost Cultured: 2,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,307thMost Pacifist: 2,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,388thHighest Average Incomes: 3,812thHighest Drug Use: 5,808thSafest: 6,908thLowest Crime Rates: 7,447thTop
Nudest: 7,960thMost Efficient Economies: 8,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,334thLargest Retail Industry: 9,917thMost Secular: 14,576th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the region

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