The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jason North with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.049 billion Canaltians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth 926 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,817 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, retired racing hawks are served truffles for breakfast, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 15,345^th in the world and 85^th in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 926 trillion Standard Monetary Units.