The Most Serene Republic of Statte is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sommo Stattarulo with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.228 billion Statteses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambe di Mazinga. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Stattean economy, worth 276 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,044 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Sommo Stattarulo to meetings with foreign heads of state, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statte's national animal is the White Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mazinganism.

Statte is ranked 300,585^th in the world and 1,261^st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -300.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.