The Empire of The Augustans is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Fritz with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.549 billion Augustans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustus. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Augustan economy, worth 651 trillion Augustan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,624 Augustan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, school uniforms are compulsory, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Augustans's national animal is the Augustan Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Augustus.

The Augustans is ranked 8,219^th in the world and 149^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 136,119.67 Standard Monetary Units.