The High Kingdom of Formenore is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Queen Lelyatári with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.704 billion Formenoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maltalondë. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Formenorean economy, worth 357 trillion kroonkurks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,499 kroonkurks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the economy is green and the air is black, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formenore's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Formenore is ranked 199,851^st in the world and 1,913^th in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.34 Obesity Rate.