The Empire of Mahorga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yohan Nevdiv with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.034 billion Mahorgans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogwai. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mahorgan economy, worth 145 trillion Mahorgan Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,091 Mahorgan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belief that Yohan Nevdiv is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Yohan Nevdiv's bedroom, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahorga's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Mahorga is ranked 11,245^th in the world and 190^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.