The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, anti-smoking policies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.847 billion Noobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The very strong Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 282 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,145 Robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, a degree in NoobLord Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Noobism.

Noob Farlands is ranked 92,294^th in the world and 782^nd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,680.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.