The United Federal Empire of NPO2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Suprem Head Leader Liam Ecowarart with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.775 billion NPO2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NPO2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Eurocoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,213 Eurocoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the people of NPO2 are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NPO2's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuclear Warfare.

NPO2 is ranked 282,261^st in the world and 1,286^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -371.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.