The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.684 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,841 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,597 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, government employees from Pavaro dominate international lumberjack competitions, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 7,276^th in the world and 107^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 92.52 on the Human Development Index.