The Union of Free Provinces of Juiulia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Secretary-General Arith with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.944 billion Juiulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorythburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Juiulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,550 trillion Afgens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,619 Afgens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. Juiulia's national animal is the Topaz Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the First Juiulian Reign.

Juiulia is ranked 1,794^th in the world and 29^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 224,089.59 Standard Monetary Units.