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The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

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Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 👾👾👾, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🛸⚗️📡.

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