The ★★★ of Free Land of Rebellium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scurvy Sal with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.377 billion Rebellians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,489 trillion 💰🎰💣s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 218,841 💰🎰💣s, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 👾👾👾, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🛸⚗️📡.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 289,570^th in the world and 780^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -609.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.