The Coup of Free Land of Rebellium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dread Pirate Roberts with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.463 billion Rebelliumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Agora. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Barters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,231 Barters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, pet rocks are sold by the pound, and most Rebelliumians would sell their own grandmother. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 🐙🐙🐙, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Gods No Masters.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 246,215^th in the world and 1,425^th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.36 percentage of bribes refused.