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The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

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Tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, stocks go up when the internet says so, separate but equal doesn't include commute time, and they say that Scurvy Sal's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 👾👾👾, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🛸⚗️📡.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 278^th in the world and 6^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 91.39 Obesity Rate.