The Concordate of Abcariare is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Steward Marcellion Draeve with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.395 billion Abcarites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klyros. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Abcariarean economy, worth 597 trillion lumens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,852 lumens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcariare's national animal is the whooping crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Concordis.

Abcariare is ranked 301,512^th in the world and 327^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 4.36 Obesity Rate.