The Mystery Meat of The Soylent Green Party is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Attila the Hungery with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.314 billion Soylent Green Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpaccio. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soylent Green Lander economy, worth a remarkable 9,648 trillion Hootie and the Blowfish 8-tracks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 499,577 Hootie and the Blowfish 8-tracks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the endangered saltwater humpback Suckling Human is only seen in captivity programs, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Soylent Green Lander ambassadors. Crime is totally unknown. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pony BBQ is Magic.

The Soylent Green Party is ranked 42,498^th in the world and 667^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,088.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.