The Radioactive Brains of The Soylent Green Party is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Attila the Hungery with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.542 billion Soylent Green Landers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Poneyburger. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soylent Green Lander economy, worth an astonishing 18,518 trillion Battlefield Earth Laserdiscs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 569,053 Battlefield Earth Laserdiscs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", and visiting the best Soylent Green Lander restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pony BBQ is Magic.

The Soylent Green Party is ranked 283,927^th in the world and 281^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 5.99 Obesity Rate.