The Shattered Colonies of Razorback is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overseer with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 25.469 billion Razorbackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorback City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Razorbackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,310 trillion Ragnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,253 Ragnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Overseer, there's some really clean windows in Razorbackian houses, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorback's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Razorback is ranked 3,809^th in the world and 89^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 46.88 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.