The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 40.377 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,143 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,847 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Beezertopia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 9,335^th in the world and 239^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.33 law-abiding acts per hour.