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The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia

“Do not do today what you can always do tomorrow”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population30.556 billion

CapitalBeezertopia City
LeaderThe Kopper
Faithlittle bit of this and that

AnimalClydesdale Horse

The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 30.556 billion Beezertopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Beezertopian economy, worth 714 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 23,379 mithrils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 35,974th in the world and 890th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,128.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Populations: 1,595thBest Weather: 1,630thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,856thMost Influential: 4,175thMost Pacifist: 5,235thSafest: 5,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,569thMost Stationary: 7,394thLowest Crime Rates: 7,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,807thSmartest Citizens: 7,996thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,643rdNicest Citizens: 15,235thMost Cultured: 16,080thMost Secular: 16,694th
Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 257th in the regionNicest Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Cultured: 351st in the regionMost Secular: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 453rd in the region

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