by Max Barry

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The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia

“Do not do today what you can always do tomorrow”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population32.58 billion

CapitalBeezertopia City
LeaderThe Kopper
Faithlittle bit of this and that

AnimalClydesdale Horse

The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 32.58 billion Beezertopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,787 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one mithril coin also makes a handy throwing-star, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, diaper sales are up, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Beezertopia" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 188,183rd in the world and 5,566th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -23.46 on the Hayek Index.

Best Weather: 1,551stLargest Populations: 1,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,815thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,478thMost Influential: 4,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,580thSafest: 5,625thMost Pacifist: 6,224thLowest Crime Rates: 6,632ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,684thMost Stationary: 6,707thSmartest Citizens: 7,798thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,915thMost Cultured: 13,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,778thNicest Citizens: 14,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,951stMost Secular: 15,485thHighest Economic Output: 15,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,194th
Largest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionSafest: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 222nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionMost Secular: 476th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 515th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 551st in the regionLargest Governments: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 576th in the region

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