The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 45.533 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,316 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 94,794 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, government expenses are beyond compare, artists are pillars of society, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 6,686^th in the world and 98^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.