The Kingdom of The Arvanites of Epirus is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 327 million Arvanites of Epirus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dervitsani. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The all-consuming Arvanite of Epirus economy, worth 33.6 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,752 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Arvanites of Epirus to be bombproof, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of The Arvanites of Epirus, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arvanites of Epirus's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Arvanites of Epirus is ranked 38,592^nd in the world and 505^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 80.06 on the Human Development Index.