The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.429 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,781 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling advanced CPUs to anti-OOF terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 4,963^rd in the world and 84^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 164,717.62 Standard Monetary Units.