The Empire of Creekscale is a very large, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 498 million Creekscali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Creekscalean economy, worth 22.0 trillion Kronons a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,199 Kronons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creekscale's national animal is the Creek Chub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creekscale is ranked 90,410^th in the world and 1,049^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,043.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.