The Free Land of Denimz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeanz with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.53 billion Denimzians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeanius Cityz. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Denimzian economy, worth 905 trillion Moras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,288 Moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, books are so highly regarded in Denimz that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denimz's national animal is the Obama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantalone.

Denimz is ranked 5,532^nd in the world and 44^th in Refugia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,224.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.