The Blue Ancient City of Neovilla is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Wisdoms of Neova with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.583 billion Neovianese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancient City of Neovilla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neovian economy, worth 959 trillion neovis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,814 neovis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,879 per year while the poor average 40,624, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, cities in Neovilla declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neovilla's national animal is the Neovian butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of the Goddess Neova.

Neovilla is ranked 287,071^st in the world and 387^th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -467 on the Scary Big Number Scale.