The Ultimate DJ Remix of Tiralta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cat with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.781 billion Tiraltans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balideena. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiraltan economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 172,118 stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, calling dibs is an unalienable right, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiralta's national animal is the Greater Phoenix Cat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Big Tesco.

Tiralta is ranked 328,283^rd in the world and 411^th in Refugia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -31.46 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.