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The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal

“Undersea unicorn!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.919 billion

LeaderNyan Nyan


The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyan Nyan with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.919 billion Narwhals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Narwhal economy, worth 104 trillion fish a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,492 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, the nation leads The North Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Narwhals's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Narwhal is ranked 24,100th in the world and 1,321st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 71.84 Years.

Nudest: 237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 601stTop
Most Influential: 1,787thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,194thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,194thNicest Citizens: 11,942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,427th
Nudest: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 230th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 375th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 419th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 465th in the regionMost Influential: 677th in the regionNicest Citizens: 696th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 707th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 714th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 197 » Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Corfad, Pallaith, Sunto, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Sinelona, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Siwale, Acrabinnia, Shin-Hachioji, PlanetPunk, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Egalico, Sundred, Dreadton, Omnistria, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Zemnaya Svoboda, Koda-Land, Trillius, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Q w e r t y, Saturns Edge, Shadowrik, Kwaj, Steampunk Ariel, United Draconia, Jasminlandia, Dar es Saalam, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, The Pantheons, Misuvelia, Guer Aike, Selfgradatude, Federation Terra Australis, Spartoptia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Novare Res, Black Templares, Fayyayid, Buckerino, Renzic, and 147 others.Lunallian, Plangainer, Soviet Terran, Ibiscaton, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Guslantis, Maott, Unsophisticate, Steraz, Sheldanada, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wineclaw, Ejhsa, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Haor Chall, Partax, Sea Ghost, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Valhalla123, Torakuen, 1 very fast endotarter, New Bremerton, Pasargad, Karazan, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Niradans, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Amauri, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Zokk, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, North Altatude, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Ecronentia, Arimbia, Central Ryal, Drusselstein, Detrivania, California but Worse, Advancia-Sizzletown, Brivlan, Breduria, Daiz, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Joodey, Chilean 1st Reich, Angwayster, Aetulia, Azzarel, Chukstik Illahi, Austurasia, Brysto, Banabistan, Axstahl, 2 and 2 is Fish, Amerian States, Dillhole Land, Agharya, Amaganset, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Aeviternus, Cobrakia, Alpinea, Bojacks and Jills, Blackphir, Antiyard, Cool game nation, Dicko, Centromuria, Beta Centauri B3, Dopeland420, BrightFutures, Balduron, Aldros, Choistan, Bananoonza, Calamazo, Dylanana, Cloydicia, Analomink, Cinnibar, Camarthen, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ara Antrizuls, Bananaaaaa, David Davidson, Anna Airters, Bonjoura, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Glurponia, Diodone, Brettenia, Abject Ludicrosity, Aroa, Dorgus, Dadastan Archipelago, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Babacar, Wilkshire, Changjo, Bearical, Catopia2, Great Javadwipa, Debussy, Runeda, Vincone Cae, Utopicican, Princely Irbis, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, New Octicarg, New Flos, Dramanian, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Some Random TNP Nation, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ponantine, and Racoda.

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