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The Deyi Sultanate of Jazur

“We Will Misinterpret”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Refugia

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Jazur

Population4.156 billion

CapitalAsumelí
LeaderSultan Llamu ibn Rama Al Deyi
FaithIslam

Currencyrupee
Animalcamel

The Deyi Sultanate of Jazur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Llamu ibn Rama Al Deyi with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.156 billion Jazuris are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asumelí. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The all-consuming Jazuri economy, worth 402 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,862 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and many Jazuris are their brothers' keepers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jazur's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Jazur is ranked 38,466th in the world and 203rd in Refugia for Safest, scoring 106.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Influential: 559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,540thMost Devout: 2,033rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,233rdBest Weather: 5,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,261stMost Authoritarian: 6,320thMost Conservative: 6,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,195thLowest Crime Rates: 11,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,399thMost Patriotic: 12,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,589thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,621stLargest Governments: 16,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,707thMost Primitive: 18,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,157th
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 38th in the region

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