The States and Territories of United Malay Federation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empty Seat with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.045 billion Malayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar Baru Kajang. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malayan economy, worth 676 trillion Malayan Ringgits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,987 Malayan Ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural children are told reading's important (for other people), the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Malay Federation's national animal is the Malayan Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

United Malay Federation is ranked 273,620^th in the world and 252^nd in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -267.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.