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The Federation of Zavea

“Quo Nemo Sequi Potest”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population17.179 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Langley

CurrencyZavean Standard Dollar
AnimalAngel Dove

The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.179 billion Zaveans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth a remarkable 6,525 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 379,860 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Zavean dark-plume goshawk, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime is totally unknown. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zavea is ranked 145,949th in the world and 4,634th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Developed: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 23rdMost Cultured: 25thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndSmartest Citizens: 40thMost Compassionate Citizens: 55thSafest: 56thHealthiest Citizens: 58thNicest Citizens: 72ndMost Pacifist: 79thBest Weather: 115thMost Rebellious Youth: 126thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191stLargest Publishing Industry: 192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 201stLargest Governments: 207thLargest Welfare Programs: 211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 212thMost Inclusive: 217thLowest Crime Rates: 252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 267thMost Advanced Public Education: 284thMost Secular: 333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 496thHighest Average Incomes: 687thHighest Economic Output: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,511thMost Efficient Economies: 1,535thTop
Most Influential: 1,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,048thHighest Drug Use: 7,320thLargest Populations: 7,345thTop
Nudest: 11,834thMost Stationary: 11,846th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionTop
Nudest: 346th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Zavean dark-plume goshawk.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Zavea was endorsed by The Free Land of RustyNails.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Farrakhan, Zyonn, Sarotte, Capitalist Paradise, Perfect Sublime Masters, Unibot III, UKIMAR RBON, Panormia, Masters86, Cleo and Topaz, Vroengard mk2, Amalea, The Citizens Commonwealth, Crazy Firemen, Kittypiestan, Euroanatolian Greece, The Pacific Caliphate, Enacheland, Gorgondria, Lederland, Saavir Yuvon, Aggro, Raj7765, Cyrtenes, Hardscrabble, Lobraunia, Beezertopia, Novaya Russia 2152, Savanel, OspasiA, Evilness Islands, The Ardenner Forest, Fitzgeraldland, Collosuss, Fam-Friendly State, Republic of edward, Zhavn, Upper West Northern Schneddick, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Boogaloogalia, Maazalik, Delta Sidonis, Pettlland, MargiBoof, Kijsel, Franluxin, Emeseses, Melon feud, Arinteriswith, Edgedgie, and 57 others.Aqueira, Sodoma de Soles Rojos, Valsedir, Xyloqua, Yoshiterra, Vampolitik, Heaven Fire, KEP77, Andromeda Islands, Hollow Forest Pack, Neo-Enlightenment, Alkasia, Killmoor, Centurionis, New Mew-land, Bogkrovi, Hemta, Loophog nation, Star Kingdom, Hazardous Space Men, Razorback, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Morover, East Gia Newskers, Casanas, DisregardWork, Matonis, Lasgana island, Alcrestia Liakar, Florin, Danbourg, Holleynaga, Kyorgia, Singu1arity, WangaBunga, Liberal2day, Cald Vonbed, Galtria, Die Suid-Afrikaanse Ryk, Toerana, The Land of the Dark Immortals, Gozira, Goryier, Bobdabuilder, Fauxia, Rushkaland, Skenne, Chaos Angels, North Comunist Awelanius, Burhania, Cleateus, New canadan empiet, Kawaii-des, Teodorias, Arkhane, South Acren, and RustyNails.

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