“Quo Nemo Sequi Potest”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Leader||Prime Minister Langley|
|Currency||Zavean Standard Dollar|
The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.179 billion Zaveans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth a remarkable 6,525 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 379,860 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Zavean dark-plume goshawk, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime is totally unknown. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Zavean dark-plume goshawk.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Zavea was endorsed by The Free Land of RustyNails.
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