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Frats and jocks

Does this mean the NLO will come back around as well?

Owans wrote:What goes around, comes back around.

So the cold war will have a sequel? Hell yeah!

Post self-deleted by Owans.

Just got the favorite color easter egg :)

New vedan wrote:Just got the favorite color easter egg :)

Keep track of what you find.

It is easy to forget.

The sound of their cheers still seemed fresh in her mind. It was over 24 hours since the concert, and Alice was sitting in a cafe with a mug of Mzeusian tea and a cinnamon bun in front of her. The cafe still had that poster up for the concert, with the words 'Pliability' across the top, made to look
as through the letters were breaking into pieces under the force of some invisible blow. It had been her first concert the band had sold out and although the crowd was mostly there for the band that was to play after, the audience still heard the music, they still cheered at the end, and the show-runners had still complimented their playing afterwards. As the band's last song has come to an end, the cheering began again, louder than before with more whistles piercing the noise.

She looked around the cafe. Everyone seemed calm enough. Maybe, in the heat of the moment, she had imagined a greater response than there had been. On the other hand, the hours after they had played had seen many people come up to them and congratulate their music, so perhaps things really had gone well. After all, at the end of the last song, Alice had retreated to the wings with a composure threaded together by a few quaking nerves, whose grip seemed to only weaken with each step she took across the stage. The crowd's noise, like a thunderstorm, had struck her and the celebration as her bandmates got backstage certainly had not waited to come forth nor was it slight when it did.

Maybe, despite all the challenges, despite the wrong notes here and there and the arguments about lyrics, things weren't looking to bad. Alice looked back to the poster. It was still up. She smiled and took a bite of her cinnamon bun.

Post self-deleted by Mzeusia.

Mzeusia wrote:
The sound of their cheers still seemed fresh in her mind. It was over 24 hours since the concert, and Alice was sitting in a cafe with a mug of Mzeusian tea and a cinnamon bun in front of her. The cafe still had that poster up for the concert, with the words 'Pliability' across the top, made to look
as through the letters were breaking into pieces under the force of some invisible blow. It had been her first concert the band had sold out and although the crowd was mostly there for the band that was to play after, the audience still heard the music, they still cheered at the end, and the show-runners had still complimented their playing afterwards. As the band's last song has come to an end, the cheering began again, louder than before with more whistles piercing the noise.

She looked around the cafe. Everyone seemed calm enough. Maybe, in the heat of the moment, she had imagined a greater response than there had been. On the other hand, the hours after they had played had seen many people come up to them and congratulate their music, so perhaps things really had gone well. After all, at the end of the last song, Alice had retreated to the wings with a composure threaded together by a few quaking nerves, whose grip seemed to only weaken with each step she took across the stage. The crowd's noise, like a thunderstorm, had struck her and the celebration as her bandmates got backstage certainly had not waited to come forth nor was it slight when it did.

Maybe, despite all the challenges, despite the wrong notes here and there and the arguments about lyrics, things weren't looking to bad. Alice looked back to the poster. It was still up. She smiled and took a bite of her cinnamon bun.

Cinnamon bun? That won't do. Take this bombolini.

Dernel wrote:Cinnamon bun? That won't do. Take this bombolini.

All sweets are desired. So says Tubbius.

Dernel wrote:Cinnamon bun? That won't do. Take this bombolini.

I'm sure your bombolini is delicious, but cinnamon buns are more popular in Mzeusia.

Mzeusia wrote:I'm sure your bombolini is delicious, but cinnamon buns are more popular in Mzeusia.

but have people been executed by a chef over a cinnamon bun*?

Glorious society

Dernel wrote:but have people been executed by a chef over a bombolini?

No...not quite.

Glorious society

Mzeusia wrote:No...not quite.

woops, wrong snack, yes people have been executed by chef over bombolini, i don't know if the same can be said for cinnamon buns.

Dernel wrote:woops, wrong snack, yes people have been executed by chef over bombolini, i don't know if the same can be said for cinnamon buns.

Oh dear. I'll be sticking to cinnamon buns. I doubt they come with a side serving of murderous chef.

Mzeusia wrote:Oh dear. I'll be sticking to cinnamon buns. I doubt they come with a side serving of murderous chef.

Now I'm hungry.

Kingdom of Napels wrote:Now I'm hungry.

Ah. Drink something. That should solve it.

Snoodum and Kingdom of Napels

Glorious society

Dernel wrote:woops, wrong snack, yes people have been executed by chef over bombolini, i don't know if the same can be said for cinnamon buns.

Haha glock chef go brrrr

Cianlandia, Northern westwald, Cossack Peoples, Dernel, and 1 otherNorthern Rosary Isles

Revolution In Progress, pt. #11.5

After the recent Constitutional Reform, Delta Vega IV is going to elections for Chancellor.

Three candidates have registered to run for office:

1. IBM 37J4, Conservative Party
2. JRRT 7R, Human-led Democratic Coalition
3. RTX 310F, AI-Human Liberal Party

Elections shall take place during the following few days. Polling booths shall be closed Thursday, Sept. 10, 2020, 22:00 Bundestäg Time.

Counting the votes may take some time to ensure reliability of the results.

Glorious society

President Nicholas was many things. A politician. A patriot. Most importantly, he was a believer in the Church of the Messiah. The Church was a minor cult that worshipped Daniel as the Messiah. A holy figure to bless Glorious Society and purify it of all that do not belong. Nicholas himself wasn’t as zealous as some as the higher ups and the newly converted.

However, the ascension of the Messiah left Nicholas an opportunity. Nicholas saw the way to propel himself to Dictatorship and grabbed it with both hands. With the office of President came executive power. And after Daniel gutted the National Assembly, the President held most of the legislative power as well. The removal of the Angelist Faith was as easy as gutting the control the military held. Needless to say extremely difficult. For all the bending the Church did for Daniel, they had consistently resisted on making the Messiah Sect the official doctrine and stance of the Church.

The resistance of the higher ups left Nicholas but one option. Executive Decree 198P. The removal of all religious officials and the arrests and summary executions of the traitors. The only survivors were the believers and the converted. Nicholas felt a small tinge of regret for such a drastic action. Weakening the Church wasn't overly popular but it was crucial to securing his control and spreading the Faith. It had to be.

Delta Vega IV, Snoodum, Northern westwald, and Cossack Peoples

Frats and jocks wrote:Does this mean the NLO will come back around as well?

There is a banhammer I'd be really interested to try out, were someone to try. 🔨

It would be a deserving tribute to Kazmr I'd think, for helping Lazarus kick out the NLO the first time. 😼

New Rogernomics wrote:There is a banhammer I'd be really interested to try out, were someone to try. 🔨

It would be a deserving tribute to Kazmr I'd think, for helping Lazarus kick out the NLO the first time. 😼

Mmph mmph MMPH mmph MMPH!

His Immensity has a bad headache and is up for suggestions.

Treadwellia wrote:His Immensity has a bad headache and is up for suggestions.

Water. The honey and lemon tea lobbyists will try to convince you otherwise, but the weaklings don’t consume much pure, refined water to know its power anyhow.

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Snoodum, Ashoy, and 2 othersTolfaer, and Dernel

Cossack Peoples wrote:Water. The honey and lemon tea lobbyists will try to convince you otherwise, but the weaklings don’t consume much pure, refined water to know its power anyhow.

why are we talking about food but...umm any suggestions on what I should eat tonight.


NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,165 10,179
#2 The North Pacific 10,020 10,132
#3 The East Pacific 8,660 8,784
#4 The South Pacific 8,363 8,484
#5 Osiris 7,731 7,757
#6 Lazarus 7,580 7,649
#7 Balder 7,567 7,589
#8 The Rejected Realms 6,681 6,810
#9 The Pacific 6,559 6,636
#10 The West Pacific 5,846 5,964

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, Marine Protection Act was passed 11,880 votes to 3,672.
Also in the GA, "Ensuring Effectual Recycling" is up for the vote, and it is ranked SAFE FOR.
In the SC, "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Welcome back everyone! Although it has only been 4 days since the last edition, breaking news has erupted and just cannot simply wait. First of all, elections for the most endorsements in all of NationStates (Delegate of the North Pacific) is up for grabs between 9003, Pigeonstan, Gorundu, Praeceps, and Kranostav, with the latter two being in the lead. For Vice-delegate we have Dreadton, Bobberino, and New francois, with Dreadton in the lead, and finally for Speaker we have Madjack, Comfed, and Lady Raven Wing, with Madjack in the lead.


Speaking of The North Pacific, after North Pacific Vision 8 ended, the winner, Kartujia now hosts the next North Pacific Vision! And in Europeia, the second edition of the Europeian Basketball Cup is scheduled for December 31st, and all of the nations participating will be selected on September 10th! Ask Baobab-bumbaria for more about that.

IN R/D NEWS, TGW defended and/or liberated all of this, and Anti Neko Alliance was raided by TEP with the flag of, well, a neko. the South Pacific has now taken Warzone Australia from Lardyland.

Speaking of TSP, it's coup Tuesday over there, and they actually made a "commie coup." You can now get founded in People’s Republic of the South Pacific and endorse the glorious Chairman Amerion! More info can be found here.

Onto NoN', TRR beat TP, ATOMIC beat Europe, and Big Farma beat Europeia, The Communist Bloc, and The free society of Tic Tacs. The region Dead Sea fell dramatically between September 5 and 6, and NationStates (the region) is still on their long decline since July 10th.

Anyway, Middle Vers is giving propaganda for dictators. Oh man. The TNP Vice-delegate weekly update is out, and the TEP Ministry of culture is having a header & footer contest! In terms of delegates, Theberstan has been elected Delegate of First World Order, Agarath has become delegate of Codex Ylvus, and Nolandisland has become delegate of Lone Wolves United! The featured region today is Lemuria! Congratulations!

OPINIONS:

Creator's note: The following is a complete joke and should be treated as such.

Don't be fooled: TSP being "Communist" means something else.

By La Xinga



As you know, the South Pacific has been "Couped by Commies." Uhuh. I'm sure. If so, why are the same people in government? A real coup does not involve the same people. The only thing to say is that the TSP government changed ideologies, but why?

First of all, on this day, September 8th, President of the United States Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon. Some people considered this an act of corruption, so it's only obvious TSP would absorb this aura.

In any case, whatever your opinion on Communism is, the government of TSP will be acting corrupt with it, and here's why: How can you have communism in NS?

Well, you can own all the land. Will the TSP government do anything good with this land? Well, no. If corruption is so prevalent, can you imagine if the government of TSP controlled every nation in it's boundaries? We'd see the RMB of TSP filled up with propaganda about the excellence of Glorious Leader Chairman of the Revolution Amerion, we'd see nations being used as tools by Auphelia as pets, we'd see TSP in complete isolation from it's allies, it will be a disaster.

The government of TSP will tax your Cards by each card's market value, and YOUR card bank will become EVERYONE'S card bank, rather Auphelia's actually, used by her to continue growing her ever-expanding luxury palaces with 500 Bugatti Chirons in her garage.

The army? Serving the revolution? Rather serving the Comintern's every whim, using nations to vote for whatever proposal and coup their 13-year old allies.

Therefore, we need to put a stop to this madness before 'Oh How Glorious Leader' starts turning us into brainwashed sapients, made to fulfill every small need of Auphelia's 20,000 servants.

I rest my case.

Oh, yes, the memes.




Credits to Australia-oceania for the first 2 memes, Republica Guilleana for the 2nd, Melicorium for the last.

Also, if you found a mistake, inaccuracy, or error, ping or telegram La Xinga immediately!

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Xeosia later
Boris Cult
The canadian peoples republic
Animu Place
Cowbridge
Cokoland
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Unitarium
Lansaka
Melicorium
Pigeonstan
Fihami
Shangyuen
Republica Guilleana
The peoples caribbean union
Colin advance wars
Kraljevstvo rata
North prarie
New francois
Tringapore
Comfed
The Gold Mines
New Ryansville
Runeda
New waldensia
Rwekazaland
Orogonia
Cirrus Azale
Team lennox
Middle Vers
Theberstan
Kartujia
Ping me to sub!

Read dispatch

endorse Tread and um.....NS News. Yes.

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