The United Federation of Guam-North Mariana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President James Len with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.168 billion Marianans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanhcaster. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marianan economy, worth 558 trillion Mariyanan Solaries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,939 Mariyanan Solaries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown. Guam-North Mariana's national animal is the Réine Blue Bull Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trinitism.

Guam-North Mariana is ranked 19,220^th in the world and 328^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.07 average smiles per day.