The Free Land of Kebecois is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Max the Magnificent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.613 billion Kebecoisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximilia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebecoisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,820 trillion gold francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,317 gold francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, contestants on Kebecois's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and Kebecoisian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Max the Magnificent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kebecois's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kebecois is ranked 307,281^st in the world and 381^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 1.28 Obesity Rate.