The Turtle Isles of Eastern New England is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.018 billion New Englishmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New English economy, worth a remarkable 2,065 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,333 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern New England's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Eastern New England is ranked 306,546^th in the world and 372^nd in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 2.22 Obesity Rate.