The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.412 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,962 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 221,421 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and praying at the office can see you terminated for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 10,451^st in the world and 125^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 122,644.74 Standard Monetary Units.