The Federation of Ruwan Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Deppie Waikiki with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 7.559 billion Ruwan Islandsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruwan City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruwan Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Ruwan Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,003 Ruwan Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Threadfins into functioning members of society, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Ruwan Islands to disarm, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and Ruwan City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruwan Islands's national animal is the Threadfin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Analogism.

Ruwan Islands is ranked 3,916^th in the world and 4^th in Lands End for Largest Governments, scoring 46.52 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.