The Republic of Lamba-desh is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 764 million Lamba-deshis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acotrol - Administrative city of the ROL. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lamba-deshian economy, worth 75.7 trillion Lamdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,042 Lamdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamba-desh's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lamba-desh is ranked 67,841^st in the world and 823^rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.43 on the Human Development Index.