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The GEQPL of PenguinPies

“Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!” Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific

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PenguinPies

Population21.898 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.898 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The very strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,157 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 144,183 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, glue production is at an all-time high, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 5,744th in the world and 130th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66thMost Influential: 399thLargest Black Market: 1,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,294thBest Weather: 1,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,115thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,924thLowest Crime Rates: 5,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,303rdMost Devout: 6,577thHighest Economic Output: 6,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,599thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,784thMost Patriotic: 9,454thMost Authoritarian: 9,682ndMost Cultured: 10,910thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,935thHighest Food Quality: 12,443rdLargest Governments: 12,464thHealthiest Citizens: 12,852ndLargest Populations: 13,258thSmartest Citizens: 14,459thMost Stationary: 15,150thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,911thHighest Average Incomes: 24,271st
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 177th in the regionMost Patriotic: 188th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 267th in the regionMost Cultured: 277th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 296th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 352nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 395th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 433rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 466th in the regionMost Extreme: 471st in the region

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