The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.673 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,890 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,818 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Straitjackets are a common religious garb, children are raised bilingual from an early age, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 1,982^nd in the world and 33^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 217,373.14 Standard Monetary Units.