The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.666 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,818 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, straitjackets are a common religious garb, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 3,385^th in the world and 81^st in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.86 on the Human Development Index.