The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.688 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 6,360 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 433,054 Emeseses Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Emeseses Dollars on liquor and tobacco, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 514^th in the world and 23^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 333,451.71 Standard Monetary Units.