The Commonwealth of Commonwealth of Zealandia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working population of 365 million Zealandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The strong Zealandian economy, worth 24.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,772 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, kiwis have more rights than the average citizen, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonwealth of Zealandia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commonwealth of Zealandia is ranked 109,556^th in the world and 1,356^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 59.49 on the Human Development Index.