The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 795 million Crazies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crazy economy, worth 94.5 trillion crazies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,890 crazies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 286,173^rd in the world and 3,658^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.