The Empire of Greygard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arcturus Nott with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.828 billion Greygardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astonia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Greygardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Drakons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,367 Drakons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Greygardians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greygard's national animal is the Brown Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greygard is ranked 7,567^th in the world and 468^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.69 law-abiding acts per hour.