The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 248 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rojavan economy, worth 24.2 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 97,516 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit Neo Rojava to mass-moon Rojavan politicians, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 37,537^th in the world and 1,010^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.