The Great Empire of Kandorith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yoshiro Murakami with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 33.304 billion Kandorese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kandorese economy, worth an astonishing 16,797 trillion Zais a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 504,377 Zais, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kandorith's national animal is the Kudokin Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tendo.

Kandorith is ranked 315,306^th in the world and 5,976^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1062.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.