The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 15.039 billion Zeds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,550 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 305,976^th in the world and 4,487^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.