The Republic of Eggplant Island is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mr President with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.862 billion Eggplant Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Area. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggplant Islander economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Eggplant Island Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,978 Eggplant Island Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggplant Island's national animal is the Eggplant Islander Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eggplant Island is ranked 138,170^th in the world and 2,495^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.