The Republic of Eggplant Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.666 billion Eggplant Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Area. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggplant Islander economy, worth 985 trillion Eggplant Island Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,784 Eggplant Island Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, much of Eggplant Island's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, group hugs break out during floor votes, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggplant Island's national animal is the Eggplant Islander Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eggplant Island is ranked 23,341^st in the world and 997^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 106.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.