The Caius of United States of Dictators is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Hikemet Dinc with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.989 billion Dictatorsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Dictatorsian economy, worth 951 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,889 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, a flying elephant and President Hikemet Dinc share the same nickname, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Dictators's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

United States of Dictators is ranked 8,393^rd in the world and 232^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 91,361.66 Standard Monetary Units.