Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 8.156 billion |
Capital | Baie-Mahault |
Leader | La Première |
Currency | Simoleon |
Animal | Macaw |
The People's Republic of Samaltak True is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by La Première with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.156 billion Samaltakeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baie-Mahault. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Samaltakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,483 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the media seems excessively interested in what La Première is wearing this season, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samaltak True's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Samaltak True is ranked 5,560th in the world and 144th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Samaltak True, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Samaltak True endorsed The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Samaltak True voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Samaltak True voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Samaltak True, the media seems excessively interested in what La Première is wearing this season.
- : Samaltak True was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Samaltak True was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Samaltak True was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Opyra.
- : Samaltak True was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Samaltak True, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 84 » Roliganistan, A Slanted Black Stripe, ReeK, East Malaysia, A mean old man, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, Elejamie, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Empire of Rijelv, New Leganes, Euricanis, Unger under over, Headpat Central, Pakitsk, Drunken Seal Islands, Kaigi, Asendavia, Ridann, Trimmania, The Three States of Fortuna, Axdel, CheeseBurrito, Modra, Enlil, Spiruvania, From New World, Kangarawa, Hizuru, Aivintis, Fellon, Kalaratri, Sandboxford, Thurland, Agave, Mardom, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, Talitoa, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Sansangra, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Romanoddle Republic, Marrabuk, OhCraplakistan, and 34 others.Vaskeden, Neratica, Pondingonia, Akimera, Lunma Un, Murshan, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, Troc, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Angbo, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Roissyland, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Konyai, Vussul, Grimmerdhore, Kyrisland, Frankino, Opyra, Arleat, and Gem.