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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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Headpat Central

Population4.609 billion

CapitalHeadpat City
LeaderLeader

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.609 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 873 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,445 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 152,780th in the world and 6,246th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 238thNicest Citizens: 295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thLeast Corrupt Governments: 353rdMost Inclusive: 384thMost Pacifist: 413thSafest: 545thMost Developed: 637thBest Weather: 641stHealthiest Citizens: 692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 990thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,476thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,569thMost Influential: 1,716thSmartest Citizens: 1,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,864thLowest Crime Rates: 1,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,062ndLargest Governments: 3,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,619thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,824thHighest Average Incomes: 6,677thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,528thNudest: 12,133rdMost Income Equality: 12,719thMost Secular: 12,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,382nd
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Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 175th in the regionNudest: 206th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 371st in the regionMost Secular: 392nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 580th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Queendom of Encurage.
  • : Headpat Central lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Headpat Central was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Headpat Central endorsed The Free Land of Genocide Survivors.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Arkantis, Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Aelitia, Survivoristan, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Wendelandia, Akorial, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Wiranath, Danesopia, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, Sansangra, Solestia, Fedele, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bachtendekuppen, Ver Norge, Someseni, Ravendi, Gorbastan, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Urimel, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Acnor, Goodnamesarerare, Marrico, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Valdwall, and 69 others.United China Nation, Nazagully, Airrajul, Neruch, Thyaclinia, Axdel, Chols Worithopia, Pakitsk, Davelands, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Ridann, The Sacred Whale, Shantan, Solarfall, Osterreich und Ungarn, Ribanzi, AngusEssa, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Shinnokawa, Bullpups, Enlil, The Angel of Charity, Blazing Samaritan, Freedom Fascists, The Holy Empire of Moronica, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Rhealaliit, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Holy Utopian Republic, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Kingdom of Pars, Bortalandet, Guthra, The New Wisconsin Empire, Funkadelia, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Escade, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, Marrabuk, United states of Ulm, Lerasi, La xinga, Sericena, Magosconity, Staynes, ArenaC, Mossy-Oak, RovaMittala, Sicilla, Commodore Badger, and Encurage.

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