“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.609 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 873 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,445 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Queendom of Encurage.
- : Headpat Central lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Headpat Central was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Free Land of Genocide Survivors.
Endorsements Received: 119 » Arkantis, Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Aelitia, Survivoristan, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Wendelandia, Akorial, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Wiranath, Danesopia, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, Sansangra, Solestia, Fedele, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bachtendekuppen, Ver Norge, Someseni, Ravendi, Gorbastan, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Urimel, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Acnor, Goodnamesarerare, Marrico, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Valdwall, and 69 others.United China Nation, Nazagully, Airrajul, Neruch, Thyaclinia, Axdel, Chols Worithopia, Pakitsk, Davelands, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Ridann, The Sacred Whale, Shantan, Solarfall, Osterreich und Ungarn, Ribanzi, AngusEssa, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Shinnokawa, Bullpups, Enlil, The Angel of Charity, Blazing Samaritan, Freedom Fascists, The Holy Empire of Moronica, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Rhealaliit, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Holy Utopian Republic, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Kingdom of Pars, Bortalandet, Guthra, The New Wisconsin Empire, Funkadelia, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Escade, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, Marrabuk, United states of Ulm, Lerasi, La xinga, Sericena, Magosconity, Staynes, ArenaC, Mossy-Oak, RovaMittala, Sicilla, Commodore Badger, and Encurage.