The Holy of Arstothuania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Michael Foxes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.676 billion Arstothuanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foksokia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstothuanian economy, worth 267 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,636 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Arstothuania's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstothuania's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arstothuania is ranked 284,827^th in the world and 3,657^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.