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The Republic of Kucia

“Respect Existence or Expect Resistance” Leader

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population7.164 billion


CurrencyKucian Dollar

The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.164 billion Kucians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,291 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 27,985th in the world and 533rd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 210.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Best Weather: 903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,240thMost Developed: 1,359thLowest Crime Rates: 1,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,635thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,736thHealthiest Citizens: 1,968thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,289thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,356thMost Influential: 2,377thLargest Governments: 2,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,014thSmartest Citizens: 3,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,102ndNicest Citizens: 3,522ndMost Cultured: 3,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,932ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,185thMost Inclusive: 4,290thSafest: 4,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,641stRudest Citizens: 7,509thHighest Average Incomes: 7,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,799thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,367thMost Stationary: 14,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,617thMost Income Equality: 20,791st
Best Weather: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionSafest: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionRudest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 247th in the regionLargest Populations: 299th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionTop
Nudest: 533rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 767th in the regionMost Secular: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Kucia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Kucia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kucia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.


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