The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.228 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,747 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,489 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Three extra hay bales are rolled into A3161's gold vaults every year, conspiracy theorists allege Bigburg's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 179,903^rd in the world and 2,325^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 98.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.